Sage advise from the midwife...

So I did a prenatal today and I asked my client how her anxiety was (it was something that came up at the previous visit). She smiled and told me, "Well, what you said really stuck with me and has become my mantra. It's helped a lot!"
"Uh, what did I say?"
"You told me that, short of smoking crack, there wasn't much I could do to harm the baby during pregnancy."
Did I say that? We both laughed. "I'm sorry," I said, smiling.
"No! It's really helped me just chill out and enjoy this pregnancy."

Too funny. My mother would be proud, I'm sure.